WOW!!!!

I just wanted to make a comment about yesterday's events.  It was a beautiful Resurrection Day (also known as Easter).  We as a family celebrated what Christ did for us on the cross.  After that, we took pictures and went to Smoke Signals house for vittles and relaxation.  It was great, and we do this every year. 

Now my problem was the night before.  My boo went to the mall to buy me a size ??? pants because I needed a new pair.  She is the greatest boo, EVER!!!  So, we get home and I try on the pants.  Uh oh, Houston we have a problem!!  My pants are a little harder to button up than normal.  So, I try it a couple more times and still a no go.  I try another pair and huh same problem.  What's up?  My boo asked have I gained any weight?  I said,  "No, my muscles must be getting bigger."  I have this muscle problem happen a lot.  Of course that answer did not fly.  My boo responded, "Are you sure you didn't gain any weight?"  I flex my muscles and tell my boo, "I'm in great shape, see, I will try it again."  Of course it did not work.  Okay, okay, I will use my older pants.  Man, this is terrible! I was suppose to match my boys for pictures tomorrow.  What could I do?  Nothing but go to bed.


Well, I get up that morning and try it again and what happens?  That's right, I fit those pants with no issue.  I show my boo, and she too is in amazement.  "What did you do?" she asked.  It's simple, I slept my fat away!!  "What are you talking about?" she asked.  I can't explain it, but man did it work.  Wow, how to sleep your fat off.  I think I am going to patent that.  My boo looked at me like I was crazy, but I know what happened!  So with that being said, I am going to market this idea.  I just need a few investors, any takers?  Ha, sleep your fat away, what a genius!